SUNDAY! SUNDAY! SUNDAY!
The boss is outta town and everything MUST GO!
Specials on everything that isn’t NAILED DOWN!
Prices so low you’ll think you’ve gone to CONSUMER HEAVEN!
Buy one show, get a second one at a discount!
That’s right. Book a school assembly, why not plan a family fun night on the same day!
That way the parents can come in and see what’s with all the noise.
Get another school, library or bookstore involved and receive a % off, once they book!
This is how we build a tour! BUT it has to be part of the tour, like on the same dates.
You can’t get another venue to book 4 months later! Tsk Tsk Tsk. Nice try though.
Ah, where would we be without our friends. Our friends that we force into free labor. That’s right, if you are a fan of the show and would like to help promote Charlie’s next gig, LET US KNOW and we will send you posters to pin up at supermarkets, schools, daycares, playgrounds, laundromats and home-owner newsletters. You will help get the word out!
And that word is “Gravy Train.” Actually that’s two words.
Then- you and your family will be rewarded with free merch and in some cases a free lunch! Eh? Eh? Free food, not bad.
Or make him mow your lawn.
Free Merch Referral Program
Well, the show is over, wasn’t that fun. Say, if you liked it that much, will you be a referral? Charlie will give you free merchandise? Mention this ad and say “Hey, pay up!” Write a small blurb about your honest thoughts of the show, send it to NOISEGUY and he’ll give you free stuff.
Like CD’s, and bookmarks.
Questions? Email me at firstname.lastname@example.org
I can give you a more detailed price scale and info on the discount deals.